Oh BOY, it's Fourth of July week here in the good ole U S of A. It's time to roll out the bunting, get your hot dogs and buns in order, and wave that flag!! What better way to start off the week than with a few youtube political ads, the kind not necessarily sanctioned by the official campaign offices, the amateur, the more professional, the pro and the con. It's time to CELEBRATE America, all that you are proud of, and what MORE to be proud of than American politics!!
So, here we go, just a few of those ads that are CHEAP and are viewed by the masses, the YOUTUBE junkies!!
Lets start with Cheney endorsing Guiliani. Why not? One fascist psycho endorsing a potential presidential fascist psycho, the roll Cheney played from behind the scenes as the master organ grinder for our current primate president. Rolling......................
Now it's on to Obama. This time it's sexy. We've got a young hot chick who has a "Crush on Obama". Yes, that is the way the average American female picks her candidate. He's got to have that certain sex appeal, you've got to be able to "imagine", and I'm not talking that song by John Lennon. Rolling............................
This time around we have a woman in the race, and an ex-president's wife to boot!! Hillary, love her or hate her, but let's not forget, she comes to this race with some baggage. She's got humps too! Rolling...................................
We all know we have a "cowboy" for president now, albeit a primate cowboy, but Bill Richardson, if you like cowboys, is YOUR man. Bill wants to be the new sheriff in town, and he tells you so right here in this "Western" oater ad. Rolling.................................
Now you've always got that boring ad, that one that says, this guy is just your average used car salesman politician. But in this case, we have a pretty boy millionaire lawyer posing as your friendly neighborhood handyman, ready to pitch in to help disaster victims JUST in time, to announce his upcoming bid for the presidential candidacy. Let's here it for John Edwards. Rolling................
But wait, there are TWENTY EIGHT Democrats and THIRTY SEVEN Republicans who have
formed or announced a Presidential exploratory or campaign committee with the Federal Election Commission or filed a statement of candidacy. By the time this is over, we could all be watching YOUTUBE for hours trying to figure out which candidate has most earned our vote.
Happy start of the Fourth of July week everyone!! It's America, land of the free and home of the politically uninformed masses. Bring on the hot dogs!!!
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