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Sunday, August 10, 2008

All Hail to the Bush "Library"

As some may know, the so-called Bush Library (for a "president" who doesn't read much) is being built on the grounds of Southern Methodist University despite the overwhelming objection to it being placed there by world wide Methodist leaders (In April the Methodist General Conference which meets only once every four years, in a symbolic vote, 844 to 20, voted to reject the library and "think tank")

The ink on the final agreement between the South Central Jurisdiction of Methodists had already dried by the time the General Conference met so the project is going through, with some very appropriate rooms and collections.

The George W Bush Presidential Library now in the planning stages.

According to a Democrat candidate, the Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room , still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

The National Debt Room, which is gigantic and has no ceiling.

The 'Tax Cut' Room, with a wealthy-only entrance.

The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.

The Iraq War Room: After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famously undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.

The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

The Supremes Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

The 'Decider' Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.

Admission: Republicans - free; Democrats - $1000 or 3 Euros.

Thanks John!

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